Merch

Merch will ship only when it is worth wearing.

This page is a public placeholder for future products, not a checkout. Add external store links only after products, policies, and disclosures are real.

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coming soon

Digital drops

Future wallpapers, stream notes, or member extras can live here after they are ready.

free/static compatible

Store policy

This static site does not process payments. Any future store should use an external provider with clear returns and disclosures.